My sorority "rush" was boot camp. As in, I joined the military instead of a sorority. Though I did attend college prior to joining the military, my family's military history goes back to the Revolutionary War, so I guess you could say I was a "legacy".

I can't wait for Michael Lohan's latest epic meltdown when his sweet little paycheck daughter gets sent to jail.

I hoped that Elsa would fail in Hollywood (and that the magazine Pepper saw with her on the cover represented only Pepper's longing) and that she would end up running the insane asylum, thus bringing those two seasons full circle.

I own my own home, and have three bathrooms. For various and sundry reasons (mostly involving him being a pig who wouldn't pick up after himself if his life depended on it), I went on strike against cleaning up after my longtime companion, who also lives here.

I just can't with this guy. The tie, the abortion lie, all of it.

One of my "sons" (I use quotation marks because he's not legally my son, but I raised him as my own, as is common in this region) returned from Afghanistan the same way. When he came home on leave after his first tour, he looked me in the eyes and said, "Mama, I like killing people." He said that as matter-of-factly…

I'm going to step out on a limb here, and suggest these actresses start doing what I do when asked asinine or inappropriate questions: Lie. Make up the most obvious lie you can, and see how embarrassed it makes them to have asked the question. Examples:

If that weirdly specific "look" is what they want from their pledges, wouldn't it make more sense to not tell anyone, and just see who chooses to voluntarily conform?

The problem is that if they were to marry or have children, she'd be facing the same criminal charges. They may give her a deal in exchange for testifying against him, if they knew it started when she was underage, but it would destroy her life because it would all be public record.

She may be 18, but incest between lineal descendants (parent/child) is illegal in all 50 states as well as the District of Columbia; and there are no age restrictions to those charges except in New Jersey. A conviction for incest carries hefty prison terms; in several states, it carries a potential life sentence.

So he beat the shit out of a "trained assassin", and she applies for a restraining order rather than just, you know, assassinating him?

I wonder how many of these tweens are, in reality, middle-aged male perverts?

Smart money is on Prince Charles. Since his mother is holding onto that crown for dear life and his son has taken over royal duties (and will undoubtedly be the next monarch), ol' Chuck can finally relax and do what he wants. And I bet he wants to pick up where he left off the last time he actually smiled, which was…

He "bitched out" when he beat an unarmed female, who was half his size, almost to death. So as I see it, "bitching out" must be just a way of life for him.

While I'm a firm believer in females having the absolute right to do whatever makes them happy (as long as it doesn't harm anyone else), I do think it's sad that many Asian women are now so influenced by Western culture, they have decided their Asian features are not attractive. To me, that's simply not true. I find…

I don't mean to sound cruel or unfeeling, nor am I at all interested in a debate about abortion, but let's just be honest here.

I actually watched it, just out of curiosity, and it's hilariously bad.

If a two-year-old consumed an entire adult beverage, they may end up with alcohol poisoning, I should think.

Twitter's head of "Trust & Safety" is Del Harvey, one of the trolls from Perverted Justice who regularly trolled for To Catch A Predator (the short young woman with short dark hair, who donned a baseball cap and pretended to be a young boy when men showed up with that predilection).

The conversation should be about why we incarcerate so many (of both genders) who engage in victimless crimes which pose no danger to society; for example, prostitution and drug abuse. Should those even be crimes at all?