No one is jealous, Martina. Get help.

To the transphobic trolls asking:

I would think it would still be a deal breaker. There’s a very unnatural look to her that suggests quite clearly the inner issues she must be having to do that to herself. I’d be less inclined to flirt and more inclined to ask if she needed to talk about something bothering her.

On Facebook someone (black man) said black women should feel complimented and proud that they want to be like you

She’s been on Botched (because she wanted the same thing for her butt.) Those are not actual implants, they’re tissue expanders. She fills them with water to get to the size she wants. Still it should never have been done, but it’s not actual implants in there (which will probably eventually cause her more problems…

This all feels like a mockery, she looks like those old racist cartoons. The sad part is actually believes her BS and she’s really permanently changing unlike Rachel dolezal who can take a shower and be white whenever she needs whiteness.

Whaaaat?!? Idk where to start.

Shes expecting to get notoriety and money for this somehow? Those boobs are just awful and so painful to look at. I had no idea there are supplements to darken your skin available for purchase, are these safe and are they popular? Seems like a better choice than a tanning bed

One of the sets of reaction gifs I saw had Rachel Bloom in the back looking

Kevin Hart is a serial cheater, so I think you’re being too generous by waxing that someone might have just taken advantage of him when his relationship was in a bad place. Some people cheat in a low moment, but many do it because they think they deserve to have their cake and eat it too. Kevin’s definitely in that…

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

Kevin, is it harder to find a “logistic, thinking” woman, or a man who can keep it in his pants? A conundrum for the ages. . .

Their pain pleases me.

I’m enjoying laughing at Kevin Hart’s distress while not giving a single fuck if he’s faithful or lying about it or whatever.

Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

How you get them is how you lose them, Eniko.

A logical, thinking woman. Do you understand how hard that is? To get a woman that can think on a logistic, like, term?

The internet to Kevin Hart:

I am very curious as to the reason that South Asia was even mentioned here. As far as we know, this had nothing to do with Islam or immigrants or the ‘usual (implicit bias) subjects’ at all. Acid attacks have become more common in Europe — mostly for reasons of petty crime and by petty criminals.