I'm not your buddy, buddy!

…That said, I have it on good authority that many members of the Executive Branch may want to avoid travel to the EU after 2008…

Pressing charges through whom?

The problem is that our fat, dumb asses have allowed fatter, dumber asses to tell us what the Constitution [and a handful of other documents of which you may or may not have heard, like that Declaration of something or other…] does and doesn't say. It is our [and Congress's] DUTY, not our OPTION, to bring Bush to…

Faggy little vampire weiners are punk.

The Best Line Ever:
"Friedkin, who had helmed The Boys In The Band a decade earlier, was no homophobe…"

Sweet honey bee of infinity!

For me to POOP ON!

Hermes Conrad, is that YOU?!

Just like the people who primarily get their information from TV news, those who work in TV news are not quite aware of what makes them worthy of satire. That accounts for why they believe they have any reason at all to participate in said satire, as well as the hilarious failure of each and every attempt.

…looks like knitting needles duct taped to cock…

Alarm your family by sculpting Devil's Tower out if it.

WAIT….
Was I the ONLY person on earth who got the Iraq War parallel…?

Let's dump Bush in this shit and ship the whole thing back to Texas.

Watch what you say about homeless meth heads, you fag-marrying New York transexual!

I've been feeling all nostalgic for the '90s, so I watched "I Married and Axe Murderer" the other day.

This is the country that elected Bush twice, homeboy.

Too bad…
…That the rest of Jessica Alba isn't dead, too.

…And quickly dickless — ever see the beaks on those things?

The thing about that sex scene in TNOTR is that you can pretty much see all the way up into that dirty gypsy girl's colon at one point.