What is "the finest degree?"

Hell, this IS the land of retarded opportunity. If we elected W twice, we can make the lipstick look plenty glossy on this pig.

Because Highlander sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked and sucked.

Goddam, Highlander sucks.

The suckiest sentence ever
"Alas, the random machinations of fate spared me from that cruel fate."

I really love to vomit on ren faire instruments.

… But he's dead.

Bam and GG….. Just when you think they're dead and gone, they just keep coming back like bad seafood.

Then why the extreme didacticism? Might as well mail everyone on this board the Nov. 1 copy of LRB with Page 14 turned down.

Oh Boy..
God, I hate Garden State. Why, oh WHY, did Natalie Portman have to get in front of the camara? The film was kinda funny until then! Why couldn't she have just died instead?

Although I hate to admit it…
…even though she's bloated, unable to act, and dressed like an idiot, I find Alicia Silverstone unbelievably sexy [maybe 'cause we have these things in common? Who knows…]. I suppose the only reason I can retain a scrap of pride is that it still can't make me watch this reeking turd of a…

So, my hopes were up…
Can she, like, NOT wake up sometime? Soon, maybe?