Be honest. Who looked at the picture and thought the red team won?

I can sympathize, I never scored when I was in high school either :(

Tell me the last time you saw an NFL fan throw a banana at Cam Newton? Or dress as a gorilla and make noises at Richard Sherman? Congratulations, you found a loser on Twitter dropping an N Bomb. Also, as a disclaimer I love soccer. Played in College and follow the Premier League regularly. It just baffles me that some…

Not saying they’re angels. But they don’t even come close to doing stuff like those first two things I mentioned. You have to see that.

Soccer:

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Thank you, this is a way better way of expressing my dubiousness over the situation

Moving from SF to Seattle turned me from an introverted self defeatist to a veritable Casanova full of confidence because nobody knew that I was riddled with insecurities borne of negative experiences.

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

This is the correct answer.

if youre referring to why chefs scramble in the pan...uhh no

Yeah. That’s probably wrong.

Lysol? WTF that’s terrible. Why don’t you research whats in Lysol, then ask yourself if you want to sleep in that bed of chemicals every night.

how else are you supposed to scramble eggs other than in the pan?

because she doesn’t know how to make eggs (scrambles IN the pan)

Hate to break it to Steven & Drew but America already HAS elected a ponytailed POTUS. Thomas Jefferson was rocking a pony on his inauguration day (and many other days as President)

I spray my comforter down with Lysol

Kinja’s motto.