Some of these bands are good, and some are bad, but this is definitely a list of bands. Good job!

Professional athletes are the same age as they always have been. You got older...

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

“I think for us as moms, we want opportunities for our kids. I think a big piece for my children is college debt. Not that I want the government to pay anything, but I think somehow the system has to be reworked a little bit. It’s too expensive.”

The most graphic part was her little tongue thing at :31. That ALWAYS means they’ll let you fuck them.

So you could write ALL of this, but you can’t copy/paste some e-mails and answer them? SERIOUSLY?

Fuck that. Discombobulated, hit that shit. Bitches ain’t nuthin’ but hos and tricks.

That’s a huge bitch

THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING LITTLE KID’S HOOP

Truthering: Ronaldo is 6'1". This requires a lot of hops, which, sure he probably possesses enough. However, to dunk one-handed, you have to have a degree of ball control with your hand to pull it off. Ronaldo is a soccer player. He probably does not A) have large hands, and B) would not be able to palm a basketball.…

There is a photography principle called “perspective” you need to look up.

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

What, you’re still trying to find your dad?

wtf is this nonsense? I need to listen to 43 mins of content rather than read through something in a few minutes… it’s great if you add a funbag to the deadcast but I still want my text version deadcast. Fuck every podcast.

Podcast?!? This was a bigger tease than my homecoming date in 9th grade.

Sorry about that...

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Congrats on having the worlds thickest hands.