Although he really wasn’t that competent with the lightsaber, he got beat up both times he tried to use it. But he did have great aim.

Still Kareem’s greatest accomplishment.

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

Do black people serve jive turkeys during the holiday season?

LeBron is plenty familiar with Special Olympians considering the Eastern Conference the past few years.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

I hate people with no-shoe houses. What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

The end of that concussion movie should be a bunch of concussed former athletes going out and voting for trump, really highlight the dangers of head injuries

*reads headline*

Yeah, there are really only 2 options in that scenario. You either have to 1) take 2-3 shots at the endzone then kick a 50 yd FG; or 2) run once and hope to make it a 45 yd FG. Vikes chose option 3: attempt 3 sideline out routes. Not a good plan.

Yup. I absolutely blame them for trying. They had the clock stopped with 23 seconds left, on first down, and they followed that up with:

The LOLVikings moment happened on second down, with 25 seconds left, when they could have had AP punch it up the middle (behind a line that had done a surprisingly decent job of run blocking all night) for 4-5, spiked it on third down at 4 seconds, and then kicked a 44-45 yard field goal to tie it (not automatic, but…

And then Drew ran back up stairs to bed before his parents caught him and grounded him for watching football on a work night. When he got to bed, he wrapped himself in his blanket and sobbed himself to sleep.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.

I think it’s safe to assume that by “a novel” he meant an Expanded Universe book...

Cooking advice from Drew? AOK

Nah, just tell people that you named the kid after Paula Deen.

Is it a mistake that we named our first kid Deen, then?