So, like, how do I get a job writing for Gawker? I’m a shitty enough writer, but I could probably work on my liberal meme spam.

Shouldn’t you guys have a copy editor? No shade, I just thought Gawker Media would be able to afford it by now, and I feel like it’s pretty standard to have a professional proofreader - I would need one.

Several typos in this article — jarring ones. Names are wrong. And “causes me to stop crying” can’t be right.

She’s an asshole and he’s an asshole. But he put hands on her and it’s his shitty luck that he didn’t call the cops instead of acting and reacting like an asshole when she put hands on him.

seems pretty clear this guy is as much an asshole as she is. pretty likely he hit her. we live in a society where hitting a (typically much) smaller woman is not acceptable.

I would suggest his (and hers) is not the hill to die on, no matter your cause.

“Grand Central called the piece ‘one of the highest trafficked pieces in Gawker’s history.’” It was not, FYI. One of the highest trafficked dating essays, yes.

Yes, and those bruises on her neck consistent with being choked are also just him defending himself.

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