“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“Sorry for thinking about my dead father[’s profound disappointment in my chosen profession] all day and wanting a souvenir from the Father’s Day game [as some small symbol to prove to his ghost that I’m not an overgrown manbaby].”

JAZZ FUCKIN’ HANDS!!!

Oh come on Patrick, no one really knows how much older Freddy Adu is.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

Agreed. She couldn’t afford something newer/better than a 2003 Lexus SC430?

Aaron Hernandez?

“Methot did it once to Marchand”

Yep. Plus it gets a lot harder to extort a billion dollars for a stadium if you have to tell the city you’re blackmailing that the team might be playing in the minor leagues if it turns out you’re inept.

But could they have done it on a cold night in Newark?

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

The best part of that is, the other announcer might actually be named Jeem!

Gambhir 13 9(That’s how many runs batsman Gautam Gambhir, the other batsman who didn’t hit the massive dong, has so far in 9 deliveries).

I’ll bite.

So many numbers and I have no idea what any of them mean. It’s like watching CNBC

It’s not really about the first conviction getting overturned, that’s highly unlikely. What it really has to do with is the fact that a life sentence with no possibility of parole is not always a life sentence. For a number of reasons, such as overall prison overcrowding or good behavior by the prisoner or whatever,…

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

I’m not really a fan of Chelsea. But I do like Conte. However I think this guy deserves some credit: