Just being a Browns fan should have been enough.

How?

another man arrived to assist Revis.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

How do you not go with “Arsènepede?”

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

I didn’t say anything about Ohio State. I was talking about Columbus.

The last time something involving a USMNT player was in Green’s hands, we drew with England!

Of course Billy doesn’t fucking understand

No he doesn’t!!

“Hannah Storm is off today.”

Kotaku cross-post

I have no dog in this fight, but as the music industry tried to weasel around with, “For how that translates into revenue” is a very suspect phrase...

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Honestly, the clever thing to do would be to let this guy go after the incident and then monitor his phone calls, texts, internet / social media usage, etc. You also take a breath to see if you can undermine whatever statement he gave to police.

/DMs Raysism

Are there any other details other than he shot the guy? I’ve looked high and low and nothing is really very concrete. Did he stand over him and say “That’s what happens when you fuck with me”, did he not? Was there an altercation preceding this incident? What is their relationship, if any, outside of this shooting? I…

Trump does love importing things under 25.

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…

“He died doing what he loved, getting drunkenly powerbombed through a table at a Bills game.”