She could put 15 covers on a record (I know the kids these days don’t buy music that way anymore, but bear with me...) and call it “Miley Cyrus - The Covers” and I would buy it.

I’m a 43 year old male who, based on the first images that my admittedly handicapped pop culture mind conjures up, has no business being a Miley fan. Every time I hear her sing a cover, I want to inject it directly into my veins. I would love to see her help head up a modern rock n’ roll revival.

Not to nitpick, but doesn’t that shirt imply that the cousin is gay?

1. Good for you!

Yes, good for her! I also called it (to no one but myself) after watching a few of her videos. This is certainly going to throw some christian soccer moms into a conflicted frenzy.

I bought this last year for my son who wouldn’t nap unless he was in your arms the entire time. (I had no ability to hold him sitting completely still for four hours a day.) So I’ve seen a lot of videos with her.Anyway, as soon as I read this headline I knew it was her exactly. Trump supporter, that makes total sense.

I mean, you can tell them what you did do and they could do the opposite? You could make money as the reverse psychology trainer.

I really loved “Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child,” and “The Happiest Baby on the Block.” My credentials are: I have three kids who sleep through the night in their own beds.  Good luck!  Sleep issues are horrid!

It’s so amazing how up their own asses they get about stuff like this. Keurig stops advertising on Hannity, and it’s a THING to go destroy it with a baseball bat and have it rack up views on Twitter. But when it goes the other way, they can’t handle even the slightest suggestion of “voting with your wallet”.

$20 says she intentionally drinks a lot while on xanax 

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

Oh, look. It’s the first Karen. The Karen that gave rise to all other Karens. Proto-Karen.

$10 says she doesn’t have a prescription but also is firmly against the legalization of cannabis.

While she has been charged, what are the odds she will actually spend a night in jail? A judge released the zip cuff guy today.

totally. it’s a short trip from channeling extraterrestrials to saving kids from lizard people pedos in a pizza shop basement.

I’m a skeptic who enjoys “true” ghost story podcasts, mainly from a folklore aspect, but I’ve become really picky about what I listen to. There has to be some element of skepticism towards the subject matter or I just peace out.

Do you want Skynet? Because that's how you get Skynet.

I just can’t get down with the extreme flaky fringe stuff after all that has happened with QAnon - and how it infiltrated the wellness, fringe, etc space.  Yes, we definitely may have other intelligence in the Universe.  That’s a definite scientific possibility.  But I am SO weary these days of all the chemtrail,…

I have been having a lot of dreams in which I am in a public space and then realize I and everyone around me is not wearing a mask. Inevitably, the next day, I will in fact forget my mask somewhere.

Old Bruce has been in quarantine with his family for months now so he seems to want to do the right thing, even if he is conservative. If he didn’t make a stink at the store, I’m willing to let this one incident go because everyone deserves one mulligan.