It’s already ended. And honestly? The guilt will dissolve like a mist once you accept it.

Anyone got advice on how they knew it was time to end a long-term relationship, and how they went about it without feeling like an asshole?

I am afraid, well terrified, that the polls are not reflective of the likely millions of secret racists...those proud to be racist attend his racist germ fests and wave their flags, but many more just silently pull the red handle...fucking scarier than any Halloween...

• Experts predict that the covid-19 death toll in the United States could triple by mid-January [CNN]

I guess I would hate it to if I never got invited to parties and the like.

Halloween is like pizza: when it’s good it’s really good and when it’s bad it’s still really fuckin’ good.

I am adverse to Halloween as a rule, not the night itself but having to read about it weeks in advance, bringing out more reviews of old films, etc...not for me at all. But I did just spend thirty minutes putting four of each little mini candy bars into little ziplock baggies, some without any peanut stuff...to place o…

There was footage of him on Twitter handing out cookies to people waiting in line to vote yesterday

Lil Wayne has reminded us in countless interviews that he does not read or keep up with current events. He is not very bright and should stick to making mediocre Carter albums.  

That’s a (facebook-level but probably not really) friend of mine! Sounds like he was cool as hell, unsurprisingly.

Read a post on Reddit last night from a waitress in Brooklyn talking about Paul Rudd coming into her restaurant yesterday afternoon. She said he was genuinely nice and friendly and after lunch he took a cute socially distanced pic with her and left a $100 dollar tip on a $100 check. 

>”You wanted to scare kids into thinking that an adult doesn’t need help”

I also think it’s fair to say that a lot of the people who might be inclined to slut-shame Amber feel the exact same way about Kim... ? He is splitting hairs in a way that might not compute for others.

kanye West is a sore loser. Fact!

Scape-goating the “other person”, especially if a stranger, as being the culpable party in an affair is indeed garbage. But you’re allowed and justified in ending a friendship when someone betrays you like that. And I’d also say it’s understandable - not good! to be clear- if you take back the person you are in love…

it’s a prequel

left out of the article (presumably because it makes sense and makes the casting choice completely appropriate and uninteresting): it’s a prequel/origin story, so obviously featuring a younger version of Drake 🙄

I think people need to rethink how they react to news such as this, and not just from celebrities but also from people in your own life that are late to the party but have changed or are looking to change their ways: mocking them or chastising them for not realizing this earlier will only risk pushing them back to…

Jennifer Lawrence was also 18 years old from a conservative family in a hard red conservative state.

I’m a 44 years old liberal, but my political awareness at 18, raised in a catholic conservative region was quite limited and I’d like to think my understanding of the world has considerably improved since then.

Oh, dear, now we’re supposed to hate Jennifer Lawrence? I thought Jezebel was all in on her for awhile there—maybe that was a previous crop of writers? Office pool on when this site turns on Cardi B!