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I was a goth kid back in the day. I'm pretty much immune to trend pressure. I wear what I like! And probably with big black boots.

I gotta write in cursive sometimes because I have the adhd and it's the only way for my hands to go as fast as my braaaaain.

Yeah, note to Millenials, we are officially too old for this. Giving a shit whether we are in fashion is what’s really out of style for us. We’re old. (OK I’m on the oldest cusp of millenial so maybe some of y’all still give a shit if you’re fashionable. My hair is turning gray.)

My 5 year old loves side pony tails and overalls so maybe?

God I miss my JNCOs. The bottoms all got shredded to hell. And the ones I had that were like JNCOs but from hot topic with the D rings and the ”bondage” straps or whatever. Those were the days man.

I'm sorry you're dog people now, you're gonna have a sweater with your dogs face on it soon. (Its ok, I'm 100% dog people too).

Yeah see, the whole point was that a whole shit ton of women dropped out of the workforce because suddenly childcare went from shitty to extra shitty with a side of shit fries. My kids were home from school (either digital learning or summer break) for 299 days! I counted! The whole reason I quit my job when my son

I can’t think of anything that screams enabler more than selling hydration IVs to hungover people. If someone needs your product more than every once in awhile, you're essentially enabling an addiction problem. 

For real. We have gotten conflicting messages but if you stick to listening to people who actually know things about viruses (the CDC, doctors, etc) it's been pretty clear.

You know I've got a bunch of projects that is just a little too cold to do. They all involve spray paint or resin or such that all works best over certain temperatures. So I have made nothing!

Meetings are dumb. When I was working, the same people who would want to have meetings about crap would be the ones who never got back to me on emails that I needed to actually DO the work they talked about at meetings. I’m a housewife now so on school days my meetings are only with my dog and cat about who gets

I’m going to need T’nia Miller to get nominated for some sort of award for Bly Manor. 

I am fully aware that I may have tacky taste in decorating but I’d 100% rather live there than whatever the hell all-white minimalist black mirror episode Kim K lives in. We Italians are a gaudy people, let us live.

See her cousin gave her the shirt. So Jojo is the gay cousin.

My 5 year old loves her giant bows. I usually don't let her buy them because bows last about 5 seconds in my kids hair before they get shoved in my purse, but maybe ill let her go nuts at Target tomorrow.

I would try to offer advice as a BTDT mom, but I have two kids who still sleep in my bed so I’m more of a cautionary tale.

These bitches right here. SOME OF US need xanax. It really helps us live a more normal life. And these bitches are the reason doctors look at us like fucking junkies. Especially when you have to change doctors because your insurance changed.  There are things I detest in this world and upper middle class white women

Here with ya, definitely putting firm boundaries on woo these days (unless its ghost stories, then I’m very guillable). BUT also, trying to meditate and communicate with UFOs does sound like what people who have been in quarantine for months might start doing. Like, everyone has probably got into some weird shit right

Yepic, everyone’s done it at least once. Or you get halfway across the Target parking lot, go OH SHIT and run back to the car. And the older you get, the more of those moments there are (and dear Mr. Willis is older than me).

I hate that we live in a dystopia where I am typing this, but do whatever you need to do to hang on to decent insurance. I know someone dealing with lupus with no insurance, its rough.