What if your kids are so bad they scare the Krampus away? 

“but I can’t listen to this 2018 recording of Arctic Monkeys’s Royal Albert Hall concert without writhing in jealousy that people got to hear “From the Ritz to the Rubble”—a song from the band’s 2006 debut album that they never perform live anymore—IRL.”

Oh that's a good idea (and where I live has a huge Korean population so there's tons of Korean beauty stores).

Ok that lady says Italians are winters but I was always told olive=summer? IDK I have “pale olive” skin I got the olive sort of tones from the Italian side (I never ever burn and barely tan) but the pallor of the Scottish side (foundation shade is roughly between Casper and sheet of paper).  Its a weird skintone and…

I came here expecting Dodger content just based on the headline. Wherever Evans spent Thanksgiving I’m sure Dodger was there. He seems almost as emotionally dependent on his dog as I am on mine.

I used to work in a library here in Georgia, this is a good plan. Now if you could get some of the "inspirational" (aka Christian) romance writers on board...

Her mom isn’t Muslim though right? She probably grew up celebrating a little of everything.

Oh they're going to have an opinion on if your breastfeed or not, if you start solids too early, if you have the right car seat, whether you use a stroller or a baby carrier, whether you have a forward or inward facing baby carrier, how and where you put your baby to sleep, and what kinds of diapers you use. That's…

Oh we’ve cancelled Thanksgiving because no one outside our household takes COVID seriously. So we get to avoid everyone!

My daughter has no clue what an influencer is but I'm sure she'd buy the doll pictured in the article, because it has a skateboard and cats. Any Barbie that has a pet is on the must have list.

The people calling in death threats need to be incarcerated at the rate we incarcerate young black men with a little bit of weed.  Only one of those is dangerous 

Shuri would be comic accurate. Nakia would be great though, Lupita could definitely carry a superhero franchise. Although the way they left off the story I think it would be M'baku? 

Oh there's definitely a way to complain above her head even if Apple makes it hard to find.  If you have a reddit account I feel like thats the place that would know.

We got a dog DNA test for our dog. IDK how accurate they are, but it was interesting. My cousin got thrm for her dogs inuding one on a dog she knew the lineage of and it was accurate.

Its like an anti-romcom. 

I dont use anything that auto backs up to the cloud. If its there its because I put it there. The most pressing reason is I have a small child who will take pictures on my phone and I’ll be in the background in my underpants.

Who wouldn’t date Florence Pugh if they had the chance. What she sees in him, that I don't get.

It's just, so beautiful. I want all his appointees for everything to look like this. I say this with total fondness, everyone he appoints should be a giant fucking nerd who has spent way too much time studying whatever it is they're in charge of. (And Elizabeth Warren, as queen of the nerds, should have a nice job…

Well one of them has a newborn. She will be boring for the foreseeable future.

I was in a hotel in Toronto one night when the Leafs won. It wasn't the finals or anything but I think it was playoffs. People were out celebrating and wearing Leasf flags as capes!