I completely deleted my Facebook a few years ago. It was the second best thing I’ve done for my mental health in my life, with the first being taking zoloft. I'd like to delete insta too but it lets me keep up with several family members I would not speak to otherwise, and I keep a pretty small circle on there.

They need to read the book all the way to the end, because if 45 sounds like any biblical figure it is the antichrist.

Ugh because none of them have ever cracked open and read their own holy book. That shit sounds like blasphemy to me.

This probably depends on where you are. Where I'd go to rent a cabin in the woods within a couple hours drive at home puts me pretty deep into Trump land.  

After the incident with the Biden bus in Texas I dont think I'm being paranoid when I say I think we should be prepared for possible violence if Biden wins. I would not want to be at a cabin in the woods away from home if some shit goes down. 

I thought it was Pamela at first.

See now they have this idea in their viewers heads that if there's problems after the election it must be Biden supporters. I am very concerned about the militia types and I plan on stocking up on groceries tomorrow so I don't have to leave the house for a few days after the election.

Ugh yes. I live in Georgia, which is getting to be a lot less red and more purple these days. But I was standing in line to vote looking at my fellow white women wondering, how many are going to vote for Trump and just not tell anyone. Like they know they’d get shit for it from some of their friends but for some…

Nope, you are NTA not the asshole. Unless there's something missing from your story here (like you kicked his dog or something IDK).  You wouldn't be taking a risk for love you'd be taking a risk for what's comfortable. That man doesn't want to be alone. We, the strangers of the internet, absolve you of any…

Ok i got halfway through and was like “New Zealand! Omg what is this person’s problem of course she should move to NZ!” But then I got to the bird part and I get it now! Literally the only thing that would stop me from moving to NZ would be my dog. But IDK anything about birds, if they get as attached to people as…

Oh so thats why I've had to get back on Xanax after not needing it for 9 years. I thought the hormonal acne  was enough really. And the hot flashes which I don't know if its hot flashes or a panic attack because I get hot flashes with panic attacks sometimes.

If the carpet shampooing doesn’t work, go to Petsmart and get some Nature’s Miracle cleaning stuff. Yes it’s pricey. Yes it’s worth it (used it for a cat that throws up all the time, potty training 2 kids, and house training a puppy!). 

Xanax probably.

Thats our plan! An at home family Halloween party. My kid is having surgery in 2 weeks and  getting covid now would postpone it past the new year. So def no trick or treating here.

I love Halloween but I agree with you that I don't need every website to publish a list of the best Halloween movies every year. 

This is a lesson I have been TRYING to instill in my son, who is 8. If he doesn't like something he doesn't understand why anyone would. "Let people like things!" is what I tell him. Presumably the Jezebel staff is over the age of 8 though? I don't want him to become one of those dudes on the internet who thinks…

I think its important to point out that this was just a few days before the election, when a huge number of people already voted. He didn't announce this when it would've made a dent in anything. Either he just wanted some cash or the Trump campaign was getting desperate and trying to get any celebrities on board.

This opinion was so wrong that halfway through I had to scroll up and see if Joan wrote it.

This is what makes me question those statistics, it seems like a lot of people have that story, they were never kidnapped but there was that car that followed them way to close one time.

Honestly, this was the best thing that could happen to Jordyn Woods. If Instagram is to be believed, it looks like she's living her best life now.