Alternate headline: City makes attempts to keep hoarders and crazy folks from collecting a half-dozen rusting shit bucket cars in their front yard, attracting rodents and flies and hornets and thieves.

If it were a CT the baby could tear it’s own way out. 

If it were a CT she could have just ripped the window down like cheap wallpaper.

Huh, did not know any of that. Was just a windshield sticker as far as I knew. 

How is it possible Land Rover didn’t make this list?  Did they break down on the way?

Mid-40's here. Is this attractive? Yes. Is it $20k attractive? ND. To answer your question on “Should we have kept more in the barn under tarps”....that answer is always NO in my book. Its intent at assembly was to be driven - so drive it until it can drive no more.  They’re tools, not jewels.

It was a family vehicle that was intended to be used. It would be like parking a crossover in a barn hoping that the youth 40-50 years later appreciates it more. It’s irrational and unpredictable to decide which vehicles will have the nostalgic cool factor later on, and as an investment, it’s a bad one. Even if it’s 5…

Other potential VP candidates who just missed the cut:

There are two major downsides: the other one is how it’s so goofy ugly.

Wild how this column praises the “grit and determination” of, and even romanticizes at times, a common criminal. The downward slide of Jalopnik continues.

A Miami Marlins hat proves that she gets her wardrobe from the lost & found at the bowling alley.  There are no Miami Marlin fans.

*sheepishly also raises hand*

Hands up all who wondered why their was some sort of water filled tunnel under LAX 

Did they consider letting the air out of the trailer tires? I saw that on an episode of Steve Canyon.

They lose money on every sale, but they make it up in volume!

the 1,500-mile truck also has 24-inch GPC V1 wheels rapped in 35-inch tires

That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.

“It doesn’t matter what the market wants. If you’re selling loaded SUVs and pickup trucks as fast as you can make them”

It really shouldn’t be hard to flip a Land Cruiser in today’s world.

Damn you gave me an idea.