Meh, they’ll kill Dictator Dany, declare there is no more Iron Throne and spend the rest of the episode writing the new constitution, which in a terrifying conclusion will propose rule to be based on an Electoral College!

“Stop that! Stop that! No singing!” - Drogon

Pretty much everything I know about being selflessly, unconsciously, unembarassingly silly came from Tim Conway. The joke was the thing. 

There haven’t been that many burnt bodies since Boise State went on Spring Break.

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

Dracarys.

7-1 Euron is the father of Jaime’s baby.

Well, so I’m tending bar up there at the Land of Always Winter last Tuesday and this little guy’s drinking and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the frozen lake.” And I says, “What kind of action?” And he says, “Dragon action. What do I look like?” And I says, “Well what do I…

Fewer.

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Season 8, Episode 3: “Can’t See Shit” dir. Miguel Sapochnik

I was like ARYA NO

Can’t they just kill the Night King and just spend the rest of the episodes having a nice time? 

I expect Bronn was sent North because on his way there he will see the Night King flying south overhead, so he’ll be able to tell them to go to expect him at King’s Landing instead of near Winterfell.

These last two episodes, I think everyone would admit, the writers took the complaints of last season to heart. We've had two very good hours of interpersonal cast bonding. With everyone at Winterfell, it's like the pacing and heart has returned to the show.

My biggest takeaway from that scene? Gendry was totally a virgin. “Three” is the answer all virgins give when asked if they’ve done it.

I really hope they keep leaning into everybody just being weirded the fuck out by Bran. Dragons flying around and zombies on the march and nothing makes people more uncomfortable than the home schooled kid who cuts his own hair.

and NO FUCKING CINNAMON!