+1 ‘ski

Goddamn watching those clips got me amped, and I’m not even sure what I’m watching. Also, who the fuck is this Burke fella and why is he raining on my man’s dominance? FUCK YOU AND YOUR BOILED LOLLIES BURKE; COX IS GONNA SCORE 10,000 OOGLIES AGAINST BRANDYSHIRE OR WHOEVER THE FUCK.

The simplest replies are often the best ones.

“I demand a recount.”

--Antonio Cromartie

But Jon Krawczynski of The Athletic reported Saturday that Butler would meet Monday with Tom Thibodeau and Timberwolves GM Scott Layden to “have honest conversations” about Butler’s future...

That was weather-related, though. It’ll surely be different in Clevela-

{never mind}

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Jesus Fucking Christ, Dana, it’s a Cap and SPAYED bill. If you’re going to post a Mike Huckabee-level twitter joke, at least try not to confuse it with the Dogs Playing Poker artwork that undoubtedly hangs in your study.

Murhpy’s Law

legit LOL

This is fantastic and I am in a better mood for having read it.  Thanks.

Cool Story, bro.

I found that an interesting turn-of-phase as well. So I googled it. And what do you know...

And none of them played the pass into the box, so they’re not offside. The guy who did play the ball is the one in the box nearest the bottom of the screen, and he appears to be level or even quarter-step inside the last defender. This is a clean goal.

GET SOME LEAVES!

Yes yes, that’s all fine and well, Mr. Lombardi. But riddle me this: what percentage of shots that I don’t take will I miss?  High 70s?  

Proving once again that aimlessly sprinting around the court after somebody gets pwned is an activity enjoyed by all races and ethnicities.

Damn it feels bad to be a Nats fan.

Not just one, but TWO LaRoches.

Plus, you KNOW Adam’s kid Drake was in the dugout, so that’s a LaRoche trifecta right there.

I’m curious why Jones decided to stay with a terrible team rather than join a pretty good young team in the playoff hunt.

But at the same time, Jones doesn’t have to explain himself to anybody. As he said, he’s earned that right. So fuck your curiosity, mngoose333.