Watching his opposite hand bang against the rim WITH HIS DAMN ELBOW BENT MORE THAN 90 DEGREES gives you a sense of just how high that man can jump. On a dead sprint. At 31. While avoiding contact with both J.R. and Iggy. And while keeping the ball inbounds.

I remember a dozen years ago when Tayshaun Prince chased down…

On Lowry’s last layup, the reason there was no help at the rim is because Bismarck held Frye back (you can see it in the embedded clip). Pretty heady move from a guy who really hasn’t played all that much basketball in his life (relatively speaking)

I think “Max” ought to receive partial credit.

You just looked at a bunch of rosters before posting that NBA Live ‘96 video, didn’t you?

Ugh, that elbow. Unless you’re trying to be Craig Hodges, TUCK THAT SHIT IN, BIEBS!

Steve Kerr needs to go fuck himself with that B- rating after my man drops a double nickle with 29 boards.

“And that’s why you don’t put the ball in your lap when you step through, Mason!”

—Perky Plumlee (and every other basketball dad across the country)

This will give him more time to develop video games and bring jobs and economic prosperity to the people of Rhode Island.

(lifted from Facebook, but too good to not share.)

If the Ravens play the Bengals on Thursday night this year, I think I might have a seizure.

I think he’s ok? If you look close, you can just make out his feet headed toward the corner flag celebration at the end of the clip.

“this letter kinda sucks from a writing and reasoning standpoint.”

I’m stealing this.

Oh God, he’s insufferable.

#1a: Happy Fun

There was a recent episode for Jon Bois’s “Pretty Good” project on YouTube that is highly relevant to this topic. Basically, it’s about a bunch of people arguing online about how many days there are in a week. Very enjoyable.

GOOD GOD MAN, THE GAME ISN’T EVEN 25% FINISHED!

Me too.

The assistant coach sitting on Kerr’s left noticed and pointed at him running down the court, then started laughing and joking with Kerr after Curry made the shot.

I want somebody to believe in me as much as Andrew Bogut believes in Steph Curry.

Yeesh. Bold move to attempt to take a charge there.

Speaking of which, what was the call? I thought I saw a blocking motion, but I could be wrong. Do they have a charge circle now in HS ball?

Does Donald do everything right? No. The people who hate him hate him, but the people like him because he says things that resonate with what they think, and whether you like it or not, that’s the way people think at times.