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+1,000,000 Stanley Nickels

So, basically the NFL is invoking Ultimate Frisbee rules to discipline one of their best players? #spiritfoul

We have a condensed “mini-book” of Fox in Socks we bought for $5 at Safeway, and my wife and I compete to see who can read it the fastest. If you fuck up a word (even a little bit), you have to re-read the entire page. Not sure how much The Boy gets out of the whole experience, but it keeps us entertained which I…

Economist here. Would love to know how they develop a monetary estimate for “publicity value.” Also interested in whether I can use said publicity value to purchase goods and services for my family. No? Well then, is Deadspin at least willing to buy me a sandwich in exchange for the countless impressions I’ve helped…

“I didn’t even know the Tour de France was happening right now.”

An excellent summary of Deadspin’s TdF coverage this year. Two years ago you guys were on point about this event. Now? Not so much.

take money...

This is good Kinja.

I, for one, will certainly Enjoy the Silence that is sure to follow such a juvenile tirade.

Also, every now and then, Matt Rehder jumps over a dude.

My college roommate gave his brother a birthday card once that said “Nobody’s ever had an aunt like you!” 100% accurate.

Right, but the putout was made at first base before Hamilton scored, so again, the run shouldn’t count if there were actually two outs before the strikeout. There must have been only one out when the strikeout occurred.

Michael Bradley haters: that last one was for y’all.

Holy shit, USMNT over the Dutch 4-3?! Thoughts from Haisley or Howard?

This is an outstanding comment. Well-reasoned, objective, and insightful.

Well, as a Nats fan who regularly and happily forks over my hard-earned money to see umpires swing their dicks around, I couldn’t be happier about tonight’s ballpark experience. (As a side note, I’m really looking forward to watching some more Joey Crawford this NBA postseason).

“...and the Marlins are thinking so far outside the box, they might never be able to put it back in.”

For some reason I’m not following the structure of this sentence. Put what back in? The Marlins’ thoughts?

God help them if they only have implied oral consent. That simply doesn’t cut it.

Tom Petty wants a word.

#FreeFallin’