Have you been to therapy?

IMHO Constantine is a great movie as long as you pretend that the “John Constantine” there isn’t the comic book “John Constantine”. Also, Tilda Swinton.

Yeah uh considering just HOW FAR that swab has to be shoved back in there to get a proper nasopharyngeal sample, I’m pretty sure that your average person is not going to be able to do it properly.

doesn’t mean that you’re asexual or dysfunctional or otherwise broken

fellow “BAFERD’s” (apparently meaning Bad Ass Fucking Emergency Room Doctor):

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This is my sweet baby Frigga, who just crossed the rainbow bridge last week.

Speaking as a former 911 dispatcher, I completely understand the law that requires all phones to be able to call 911. It’s a great idea, and definitely should exist. However. It should ALSO be a lot easier to track down the people abusing it and charge their inconsiderate asses for tying up emergency services. We had s…

I had been struggling with what to bring to a pot luck on Friday and I think I have now found my answer. 

A restaurant where they do that? Where they’re not also sitting at the bar to eat food? No.

Not sure what restaurants you've been going to, but I've never had that happen. If people are ordering drinks with their dinner the server usually brings them.

I did that once and it was glorious. I get to decide when I’m done with the meat parade, no one else, and there’s none of that waffling about, oh, do I want to admit that I’m still not full when everyone else is dramatically sighing about how they’re going to explode?

I can’t lie, I absolutely love going to a crowded restaurant on a weekend night and walking past the people waiting in the lobby to go sit at the bar, no wait.

One of the best servers I ever had was a very nice lady who showed me how to turn the salt shaker holder centerpiece thing into a book stand so I didn’t have to leave my book flat on the table. 

With headphones, I hope. One of the things I hate the most in the world is when I’m in a crowded restaurant (already noisy) and the people at the next table are letting their kids watch videos without headphones and the volume up at full. :|

The main challenge that has faced this solo diner has been restaurant staff who seem to think that I’m a loss of a tip and thus ignore me or treat me like a burden on their time. I’ve had some stellar service as a solo diner, don’t get me wrong, but most of the time when I show up and say I want a table for one I get…

I usually split it into two pans and freeze one for later baking, but a loaf pan sounds even better. More edges that way....

The only problem with cooking for yourself is that you have to eat all the leftovers yourself. By the fourth day of lasagna it’s just eaten straight out of the tupperware over the sink.

Not to mention the design alone will be the number one topic of adjusting.

Not to mention the design alone will be the number one topic of adjusting.

He should have to pay for the extra crew wages + fuel + restitution for wasted time of everyone on that plane. That’s not a “prank”, it’s deliberately inciting fear along the lines of shouting “fire” in a crowded theater.