I knew someone who was a nurse at an eye surgery center and was always careful with her contacts but she still managed to get an infection after wearing costume lenses - I suspect in that case it was mostly that she got cheap lenses, but there are occasional outliers. 99.99% of the time though, I agree, it’s poor hygi…

I finally convinced my mother to get me contacts when I was 12 but she would only let me get gas permeables because our eye doctor told her that teenagers are terrible with soft lenses and I would destroy them (which she believed, despite me being otherwise neat and careful with everything). So, of course, I stopped…

.......well that explains a whole lot.

Luckily the time I thought something similar I only got a gash across my cheekbone. It was more than enough to get me to wear eye protection every single time.

There’s so much awesome in general in that game but man the dream sequences were genius.

When I played Night in the Woods I would often just hang out during the dream sequences to hear the differences when the various instruments were there or not. I really, really loved hearing how the song changed when another instrument was added.

RahXephon. A million times, RahXephon.

I’m a former 911 dispatcher and I know dark humor, trust me on this. And it has absolutely nothing to do with laughing about, for example, how they used to track down and harass gay men trying to have quiet meetups (in the 80s-90s) or how the local Walmart is bad because it “smells like brown people.”

When you’re given access to those databases you have to sign an agreement saying that you will only access the information for legitimate law enforcement reasons. The last time I checked, Google doesn’t do that, nor does it give you easy one-step access to half the information contained within said databases. This…

My stepfather is a retired cop and wow can I sympathize. There are things that he finds hilarious that make me want to cry.

This is Star Wars, man, EVERYONE has an action figure. I'm pretty sure the creature in the Death Star trash compactor has an action figure...it definitely got a (ridiculous) background story in the EU...

Any safe you can pick up and easily run with is seriously not a good safe at all.

Okay, this is now my favorite explanation, because if there's a way to make Space Booze people WILL do it.

I mean, it was definitely accepted fanfic canon, but I don't recall if it was ever in one of the official books. 

Ohhhhh right, got it. In that case, perfect hiding spot! TSA would never find it.

Yes, thank you, I assure you that I am not a complete moron and am aware of basic facts.

According to his action figure he was carrying a very important “computer memory core”, not an ice cream maker.

I switched to (generic) Seasonique a couple years ago for exactly those reasons and it’s been magical for me, so I hope it works for you as well.

I also know that, say, Beast is blue in the comics, and he’s still blue in the movies. If Blink is pink in the comics, why isn’t she pink in the movies? Why are only the blue mutants still painted different colors?

And there are X-Men who aren’t blue in the comics, they just chose only blue ones for the movie. My question is, why? They un-pinked Blink when she showed up, for example.