Uuuuugh SDCC (or just about any fandom con) question askers are the worst. They either stumble for five minutes through an awkward fangasm/thanks before actually asking a question, if they even have a question and not just “you are soooooo cool I just wanted to say,” or it turns into a “you’re doing this wrong because…

Joe, please go back to being a meme. You were actually likeable that way.

No, really, I love living in a Mira Grant novel

And yes I’m allowed to use that analogy having been raped at the age of 19.

Yeah, there’s always a loss in one direction or the other. Good thing hairties are cheap enough they’re basically designed to die in service.

Yeah, there’s always a loss in one direction or the other. Good thing hairties are cheap enough they’re basically…

How thick is your hair? I’ve tried ties shaped like that before and they’ve never been able to hold my ponytail, because my hair is really super thick and annoying. Are the ones you linked made of something that won’t slide?

How thick is your hair? I’ve tried ties shaped like that before and they’ve never been able to hold my ponytail,…

Not to mention that the headband is showing as “unavailable” on Amazon anyway...

Not to mention that the headband is showing as “unavailable” on Amazon anyway...

Ever since they removed that gold piece they break on me more often, but....better that than having that easily snaggable bit on the elastic.

Ever since they removed that gold piece they break on me more often, but....better that than having that easily…

In my heart I’m a multimillionaire so someone get me a gold-plated toilet, already.

I have really thick hair that eats hairties for breakfast, and my favorites are the “slideproof” ones by Goody that have a band of silicone to keep them from slipping off:

I have really thick hair that eats hairties for breakfast, and my favorites are the “slideproof” ones by Goody that…

I’m tired of all the “we can’t impeach him if we don’t have votes in the Senate” nonsense. Impeaching is not removing from office, it’s a hearing to determine if wrongdoing/criminal activity occurred. The House can do that. The House should do that if there’s any evidence that the Executive Branch is up to no good,…

I wish my superpower involved being ignored by security. All I get is everyone assuming I’m an employee of whatever retail establishment I’m in, which is more irritating than anything because I keep getting asked questions.

A Silent Voice

It’s on the list...

Sounds like my parents....I once accepted an offered ride to the airport so I didn’t have to pay for parking, and they insisted on dropping me off five hours before my domestic flight left.

“I don’t like this thing and therefore everyone who likes the thing is bad and wrong.”

He doesn’t hang out in the sections of the Internet where it is used, either sarcastically or for its intended purpose of being a hateful term.

It sounds to me like what “John” needs here is a therapist, and is instead trying to use the letter writer as a free one. He’s clearly neglecting/avoiding things that should be important in his life and that should be addressed.

I worked at a theater when I was 18, I know exactly what you mean. If people were at least trying to be subtle I had no issues with them sneaking food in. When they were openly carrying a pizza box or an armful of cookies or something, I had to say something if I didn’t want to be reprimanded. (Although our theater…

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