Weatherly claims both comments were the result of ad-libbing and not meant to be taken seriously.

May be a joke, but I passed a guy on the freeway the other day who was going about 75, steering with his knees, and eating a bowl of cereal with both hands...

Lastly, when you turn the wheel, don’t do the old hand-over-hand maneuver, crossing your arms over in front of the wheel. Just pull down with one hand and up with the other, keeping both on the wheel.

Punishing a rich dude with a fine just means it's legal as long as you can afford it. Way to uphold the legal system, DA.

I guess it ended better than it did for the woman who married the Berlin Wall.

Some years ago I was escaping a lousy housing situation and had to quickly scramble to find a place, and since I was young and dumb and in a hurry I didn’t properly vet the apartment complex. I found out after moving in that it was the local go-to complex for people who needed housing assistance - and in practice,…

This is what you get when Dr. Bronner tries to sell a truck.

When I was working for 911 I once had a guy call and ask for an ambulance because he’d just been reading WedMD and knew he was dying of prostate cancer.

RahXephon was better than Evangelion. Don’t @ me.

Exactly what happened to me - one of my best friends came out as trans and a couple others as gay, and I had to make a decision. Fistbump of solidarity here.

I used to be a Karen - I grew up in a very conservative household in a deeply red state where it was accepted that everyone sane and rational voted Republican. Then I got on the internet and started meeting people who weren’t like me and yet were sane and rational, and started to realize that maybe some of the stuff…

Being a blue voter in a red state sure made my Thanksgiving interesting, let me tell you. 

The natives of the island gave that guy a whole lot more warning than a white dude with a gun in Florida would have.

I just want to know why the character designer stole Shiro from Voltron to make Scorpia.

It really made me wonder if they have a clothing shortage at Bright Moon or something, since Adora keeps wearing her Horde uniform all the time. I mean, if she wants to encourage people to trust her, then maybe she should...get some new clothes to wear...?

I had a really really really hard time with the first half of the first season - I thought it was really uninteresting and all the fat jokes about Hunk got very old very quickly, so I almost gave up. I can tell you now from the vantage point of season 7 that it’s worth sticking with it.

No, but I’ll add that to my list. Thanks for the recommendation! :)

I just listened to a podcast episode talking about Linda Hazzard’s “scientific fasting” nonsense yesterday, and those ridiculous juice cleanses are basically the spiritual successors of that:

It sounds a lot like what happened to my mother when she was pregnant with my older sister - she was apparently in labor for a week without realizing (it was Thanksgiving time and she was busy with preparations and assumed that she just had Braxton Hicks/a really bad backache/something, and her hips were apparently…

Don’t forget John Curtis of Utah, the man who as mayor hired a police chief with a shady background and then covered up said chief’s harassment of city employees, and who after the Parkland shooting issued a statement saying that he also has kids and that's why he wants to make sure everyone can have as many guns as…