It’s A COMPETE JOKE. When I was in my early 20s I was big into swimming and yoga and had 21% body fat, was in excellent health, etc. My BMI, however, said I was overweight. It's ridiculous.

It was one of those “wait did he actually just SAY THAT” moments for me, where I ended up just staring blankly at him in response. Pretty sure he didn’t even notice.

Doctor Asshole was... I’d guess late 50s, early 60s. My current doctor is in her early 50s.

When I was in college my thyroid decided to stop functioning, and by the time I went to the doctor for being tired (college students are always tired, right, that’s normal and nothing to see a doctor for...until it persists for two years) I’d put on about forty pounds. My doctor, the same one who diagnosed me with…

Ed certainly doesn’t present as traditionally female, but she is a girl...I mean, Faye even says it outright at one point.

Yes, it apparently was, and that’s what I thought as well. 

Also a good point.

Ed leaving with his father

That was just weird enough to be hilarious. 

Yeah, well, I shouldn't have to put up with you, Hatch, so maybe you should just leave already.

Wow, I’m so glad the brave people at ICE are protecting us from those dangerous artists. Who knows what they might have done if they hadn’t been safely contained in subpar facilities overnight!

She looks like an athlete wearing proper attire to play a sport, to me.

That’s the kind of thing spellcheck doesn’t catch, though, because “am” is spelled correctly. What they need is a proofreader.

When I was working for 911 we had a call in which a woman was hit by a car creeping into the crosswalk because the driver wanted to see if they could make a right-hand turn. The car was barely moving at the time. The woman was still killed because even that impact was enough for her to hit her head just wrong on the…

preferring to drink water out of cups strategically placed around the house instead of a regular water bowl in the kitchen

Oh man yes, that stuff is the BEST.

I was seriously unimpressed by Chipotle when one opened near me - luckily I have access to the far superior Cafe Rio, which afaik has never had contamination issues.

I was always so mad that my mother wouldn’t let me have jelly shoes as a kid - now that I’m older and realize how awful those shoes were to wear, I’m kind of glad I never had a pair.

Some people respond well to treatment. Some don’t. I know I’ve been dealing with it for about four years now.