mnemophylax
mnemophylax
mnemophylax

I used to work for 911 and I quickly lost count of the number of people who called to report a suspicious black person. When asked what made them suspicious, the caller would always say “well, they’re black” or “they don’t belong in this neighborhood” or something along those lines. 99.999999% of the time, said person

Campfire sauce is amazing with steak fries. Love that stuff.

Fry sauce is best when it isn’t just mayo and ketchup. Taco sauce is a good addition. So is barbecue sauce.

Oh, did you think I was talking about going on to the next episode when I’m binge-watching? No, I mean when I’m trying to scroll through stuff to watch and it starts playing previews.

..........brb going to PC settings

...............WHAT.

All I want is a way to scroll through Netflix without having to feel rushed to move onto the next option before the auto-play starts. :/

When I’m browsing for something to watch I hate the autoplay because I feel like I have to either speed-read the summary or just keep scrolling really fast so I don’t get the stupidly loud trailer music blasting at me.

Wait a sec - that first “daily” research thing has a “win 3 raid battles” requirement. You’re supposed to do three raid battles in one day?

When I’m at a restaurant by myself I pretty much always have something to read while I eat, and I really really hate it when the server tries to strike up a lengthy conversation about what I’m reading (well beyond just ‘what are you reading, oh that sounds interesting’). I’m trying to read it here, not have a book

The code for the Tacklife universal socket says it’s expired. 

The code for the Tacklife universal socket says it’s expired. 

I have never understood why people get so mad about other people using the elevator. I mean, it adds maybe a few seconds to your ride at the very most, why is it so incredibly offensive that people feel the need to snark about it?

Ugh yes whenever I take the train to work there are ALWAYS people standing on the platform blocking the doors so I can’t actually get out. Drives me nuts.

Also, even if someone looks able-bodied, that doesn’t mean they are, so don’t make snide comments about “lazy people who won’t take the stairs” just because someone took the elevator up one floor.

I wouldn’t be surprised. I had a hard time getting on it in the first place, and that was several years ago. It’s too good a deal for them to make it easy.

I’m getting almost the same plan for $30/month from T-Mobile.

What’s really fun is when you’re depressed and stop eating for a few months but your stupid body decides to gain weight and people make fun of you for eating too much.

If there were a good Pho place near me I would totally do the same. That stuff is amazing when I feel crappy, for no reason I can explain.

I tried Soylent a couple years ago when I was in a really bad eating state due to depression, and I couldn’t even choke down one serving of it. :( I’ve been told the new flavored bottled ones are a lot better, so maybe I’ll give one of them a shot.