His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Serena came back from 5-1. Not Andreescu. 

honestly i find this inspiring that we can just give up on capitalization and apostrophes. its not really a commenting issue and im glad these big sports blogs also recognize that. 

watching the mets makes me feel a lot better about myself than watching the reds

“Destiny 2, a video game where you can shop for lots of pants by shooting aliens in the face”

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Look, if they want a better job, they should buy more money.

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

Honestly, if both companies cannot figure out how to pay their employees minimum wage and survive, then I guess it turns out that they were just shitty businesses running an illegal taxi service on VC money. They were doomed to failure anyway and ending their misclassification of their workers just hastened their…

Add this to the list. 

Worse, Post Malone revealed what happens backstage at his concerts: “We just eat gummy bears and Cheetos and play beer pong. I’m also obsessed with the revelation that Ava Phillipe stole Olivia Jade’s job as an Amazon dorm room ambassador.

It would be great if they actually were “using their business mediums"-  if each had a psychic on staff to divine some revenge upon the other. 

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

Well go ahead and do an article on the data you wish you had, so you can compare it to the article Jalopnik did on the data they do have, and then we’ll see whose article is better.

Spelling is important because it allows people whose only skill is that they know all the words and tricks of the language they were raised in to have a feeling of superiority over everyone else.

It’s mesmerizing. It’s perfect.

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Yeah, but the Jays would have to go 23-22 the rest of the way just to win 70 games. The complaint is about more than one decision and mostly its about being cheap above all else. The Blue Jays, playing in one of the largest media markets in North America, had the 3rd lowest payroll on Opening Day (lower than the…

I’m the last person to consider myself a “Swifty” but having read the article, it strikes me as a tad disingenuous to leave behind the context in the author claiming advocacy / representation in her chosen “Welcome to New York” quote. In full it reads “And you can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls”…