You mean the ICU he put himself in by being a dumbass, not taking the simplest of precautions and crawling so far up 45's ass he can touch tonsil?

Sorry not sorry to be *that* guy (this is Kylie we’re talking about), but her debut album Kylie was released in 1988 (not 1998). Let’s give this queen the credit she deserves!

People voted for George W Bush because he seemed like a guy you could have a beer with.

So the question is... ‘Will Apple reduce the cost accordingly?’ And the answer is... of course they won’t. They’re Apple.

I know it’s a typo, but “hudge funder” is such a pleasing turn of phrase/damning insult.

HIV is a retrovirus, meaning it actually writes its RNA code into the DNA of cells it infects. And it has a penchant for the cells of the specific (as opposed to nonspecific) immune system, which means that even if these cells have been prepped for it (like a vaccine might normally d0) they have difficulty fighting it…

“Riddle me this, Batman...What ends before it started?”

Totally agree. Usually this kind of fetch-quest/go do stuff you already did quest structure feels joyless but I really appreciated making the old rounds and getting these throwback gifts. 

(Cheerful) I am happy to hear this! (Depressed) Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.

I honestly think that everything Bungie is doing right now is in the best interest of the game despite the, ‘but ma base game grind content that’s been free for a year that’s only being temporarily removed’ crowd on reddit and the bungie forums.

They’re just eyebrows. They’ll grow back.

A Chinese holding company (TenCent) owns a minority stake in the company while Tim Sweeney himself owns the majority of the company (more than 50%).

I found an interview he did a few years ago:

Forget their twitter. They have a system status page that is currently showing an outage.

Siuan always struck me as a healthy Delta Burke.

“simply because the name ‘Bjork’ (meaning ‘birch’) is quite common.”

I read that “r” in “birch” as a “t” for a second and looked at Bjork in a whole new light.

Thanks for specifying which Björk. If you hadn’t included her last name, I would’ve assumed it was Björk Jones or Björk Ferguson.

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

Or as Kotaku would say