Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

they have three official mascots

Now if only people would do more sherpa runs when they can 10 second kill bosses. But, alas, the kwtd no whiners, 20 minute hardstop lfg will continue. I get those posts, don't get me wrong, but everytime people figure out how to quickly kill raid bosses, i expect an uptick in sherpa posts but see the opposite. Help…

Unless the Phillies are all in on this season, the smart move would be to trade the Phanatic for a mascot with more years of team control left on his deal.

Toronto Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins stood in front of the assembled press and boasted that his team had “turned 14 years of control into 42 years of control,”

To be fair, Puig is the type of player to be involved in a brawl despite not being on either team.

Destiny 2 is good.

Who wants to tell him?

Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Lewan really unloads the entire staged-sincerity arsenal

The Yankees might be the odds-on favorite to win the World Series this year, but the Clippers are still gonna be fun to watch.

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

That sentence defuriated me.

It’s amazing that someone who looks like he died years ago has found so much success in the beauty industry. 

Dan Plesac is every team’s remember that guy guy. 

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people