mmstk102

6/28/19

Me: *clicks on headline*
Me: *Ctrl-F*
Me: *searches father’s name*
Me: *searches father’s email address*
Me: *breathes a small sigh of relief*

6/26/19

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

6/26/19

And yet you found no issue leaving fingers on your realistic Penguin. Your life’s work is a travesty

6/21/19

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

6/18/19

I too wish the singers of bubble-gum pop music would more perfectly encapsulate the damage done by members of congress and the collective oligarchy in their bubble-gum pop music videos with people known for shooting fireworks from their boobs.

6/18/19

I am anti-vaping but this is ridiculous. You are going to prevent kids from doing things that improves their health (sports), their social interactions (other clubs), and chances of getting into college. To prevent them from something we don’t actually know has negative health impacts and which they may be doing at…

6/17/19

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

6/17/19

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

6/14/19

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

6/11/19

6/10/19

Actually breaking Twitter would be the best possible use of Keanu’s considerable power and the final notch I’d need to cast my vote for canonization.

6/10/19

Always important to look at the margins of error, which are at the bottom of the article:

6/8/19

This is exactly what I would say about this series if I could write like Ray Ratto.

6/8/19

This still leads to my dream scenario where Durant comes back to save the Warriors and they lose with their full roster.

6/6/19

I pre-ordered the hell out of it. No other game has given me so many hours of fun, for so little money. They have missteps, for sure, but overall the quality is stellar.

6/4/19

look i forget my glasses when they’re on my head sometimes

5/29/19

I’d like to propose a new advanced metric: The DeadspIndex.

5/28/19

*screams forever*

5/20/19

against the White Sox

5/16/19

I wrote my fanfic version, but only when it was complete did I realize that it was three novels about a mousy girl in a bad relationship with a bondage billionaire, and millions of aunts were masturbating to it.