Yup. I mean, I feel dumber for having read this article, but it actually seems like the root of the beef is Cardi making a lot of unnecessary and impolitic comments because she’s too green and unsophisticated to handle press. In that context, it doesn’t seem inappropriate that Minaj would discourage other industry…

Oh, and eat at Arby’s.

It’s really tough to feel sympathy for goddamn Red Sox fans. but man. Staying up until 3:30 a.m. eastern time only to see minor-league journeyman and Oakland A’s flameout Max Muncy steal a game Boston should have had five innings earlier has got to be rooooooough.

I look forward to the Raiders being the first team in NFL history to draft 3 quarterbacks in the first round in next year’s draft.

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

I genuinely looked up whether Kluwe had kicked any field goals in his career, but it looks like he didn’t!

There’s still a shot but they’ll probably pass

Brake Blortles

that offense is in a Bad Place right now

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

he doesn’t have the shooting range for the modern game.

With this in mind, I think I Tilda Swinton was passed out drunk next to me on the train the other day.

Stanton would have whiffed at that pitch to.

I don’t think Jay Gruden knows what debauchery means. 

Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

THIS.

I swear.  Taylor does what y’all beg her to do and then you still find a way to shit on her for it.  Either you want her to speak up politically or you don’t. Pick one. 

One more time: it’s not a trial, it’s a job interview.

“Congrats babe. I’ll have your divorce papers ready tomorrow moring.”