Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Anonymous sources are only acceptable when it comes to smearing some kid’s draft stock for “character concerns.”

I don’t even like that my family knows what I look like.

The truth of the matter is, I’m not very comfortable having my face online! I’ve been recognized in public a few times since I started writing for Deadspin (and especially since Drew and I did the Foodspin video series), including once by a contractor who came to my house, and it was very, very jarring. Making a weird…

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

Similarly, I dress like Hitler when I need my gutters cleaned.

Thoughts and Prayers

Antoine Dangerfield is a preposterous name for a person and an excellent name for a cat. 

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

And what’s your talent?

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.