Me too, if I could an afford an iPad to put it on!

"Sample sperm"? Aka get pregnant many times?

Jesus....

I love the internet.

Umm, they're judging his coding ability by the time it took him to fix a bug? For all we know, he could have been playing Farmville for 119 minutes and then fixed the bug and turned it in in 1.

I want to be on google maps

I killed Steve Jobs.

I don't believe all the conspiracy theories, but that does not look at all look like a plane. It looks like a missle.

"We'll ignore the fact that if it was legal, growers could grow out in the open and not damage the environment with energy consumption."

douchebag alert

"someone has ejaculated in these hot dogs"

MOAR RIBBONS!

Use the hammer without z-targeting duh!

At Chipotle, you can get a Burrito Bowl with a tortilla on the side for no extra charge. Welcome to the good life.

Well, whatever. It sucks that they're misleading people - but there's really nothing wrong with refurbished products. In fact, every Apple product I own is a refurb. If you've ever had your phone replaced at an Apple Store, you have a refurb now. I also bought my MacBook Pro and Apple TV as refurbs from the Apple…

As a software developer, if Ctrl+F/Command+F didn't exist I would go crazy.

I think the underlying cause here is that she has a raging case of Gingervitis

Birth control - just another thing that makes an iPhone, an iPhone

Why the hell didn't they name it 'You Snooze, You Lose'???

I'd consider this if it weren't so expensive.