Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

MY POOP STORY!

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

I'm not trying to clown Derrick Rose

If they aren't, will you promise to kill yourself? I mean, what point would there be to you?

Here's the thing: candy corn tastes good.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

I puked from chemo last night... #humblebrag

My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.

Baltimore.

Stikc ot sprots

As a Rangers fan, I couldn't agree more. You nailed it about knowing from the first AB of the game. The dude is the ultimate head case. I was at the (regionally) famous game where he go booed. Josh deserved it as he clearly wasn't even trying. The worst part is that, it being the Metroplex, all of the dumb church…

horses don't give a fuck about you, unlike puppies, they aren't begging for your approval. And this has nothing to do with petting a horse, at all. Addiction involves emotional issues, as well as power-struggles (internally or externally) and communication issues (again, internal or external, notice addicts can't…

My personal favorite is the annual intrasquad scrimmage at the University of Nebconsin.

I thought you were going to be ranking the versions of the Ten Commandments. I believe those that combine the two covets into a single commandment are full of shit.

This is a good time to direct y'all to my favorite tweet:

What? What? Honoring thy mother and father ahead of not bearing false witness? That is horse shit, Greg.

Man, I love Cuba Gooding Jr. One of the few LA based celebrity hockey fans that won't just show up for the finals (looking at you: Cruise, Tom and Beckhams). Let the man drink, be merry and dance to songs that may only exist within the confines of his head. He's a national treasure as far as Kings fans are…

St. Louis: the Eagleton of baseball.

Really, really excited for the 10% of Cardinals fans with internet access to find this.