Nice mic drop, Colin.

I've been doing this for years but...whenever I consciously alter the way I communicate with others to purposely alter the impact on them I feel quite manipulative. Of course that attack of conscience doesn't happen until later when I'm thinking about the conversation but, I always feel a touch psychopathic when…

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

I love both Parks and Rec, as well as Modern Family. But objectively? Parks and Rec is LEAGUES AND MILES AND PARSECS ahead of Modern Family in terms of smart comedy. It's much less sitcom-y as well.

This is THE musical that started my childhood love of musical theatre, so I might be a bit biased here but to answer your question: YES.

I'm excited and scared.

I'm actually nervous to listen to it. Real apprehension. I'm also very protective of my Sondheim and I'm excited and scared. Although more scared right now... Should I dare listen?

LITERAL BEST MOM

i'm so sad, and so angry at people who are coopting this tragedy to fuel their racism.

this motherfucker

not to mention all the benefits of hang drying laundry. Since most american standard size clothes don't fit me. ( I'm a smedium ) Hang drying prevents clothes from shrinking up and I can wear small shirts without the arms being too short, otherwise its mediums and having the body to baggy. ( though buying nicer…

w o w

she's a perfect person. even her imperfections are perfect.

or "win or lose at least we don't live in New Haven"

As we learned from George W. Bush, that's the Yale Campus you're confusing it with.

However, it beats the shit out of a Psy.D.

I freely admit to admiring Mathers' talent despite my better judgment otherwise. I dislike his lyrics in most cases, and as I get older I have way less patience for his lack of emotional growth as an artist. It's a pity, too, because he's clearly insanely talented. But his schtick is, frankly, old. The Marshall…

What the fuck is wrong with you

Lack of showering and brushing will totally do it. I can pretty much make a creepy hair doll with the amount of hair I lose in the shower. I have 90s Alanis Morissette hair (in your face, thick, unmanageable for hairbrushes). I don't brush it really ever and only wash it about once a week so it's pretty traumatizing…

The Catholic Church I used to belong to when I was still trying to please my parents by allowing them to believe their indoctrination had worked on me...they still send me envelopes monthly.

I'm going to start sending them my empty birth control packets on your behalf.