I wonder if he cares you avoid him. Get on that dating app and find out!

Rich, what in the fuck is this? He wasn’t interested. She goes waaay sideways by shitting on him in a podcast? Who does that? He is a celeb so I don’t blame him one bit for releasing their text exchange to set the record straight.

Oh Hachi. You had so much potential in high school. And now look. You’ve become a parody of yourself. LOL! No one longs for you. Sad!

Guy isn’t perfect and an internet of couch-dwellers shit on him? Yeah, that is Trump’s America. Way to go Jezey’s!

wd40 ain’t oil, that is why it didn’t fix the squeak for very long after you applied it.  

This is dumb. Why on earth did I click on this?

Right? They shouldn’t have any healthcare. Let them healthcare on each other, feed em bags of “food”, etc. That Arizona sheriff agrees with you!

I hope you play in traffic. Often.

Yeah, I want to bone him too.

Yeah, I hear ya, I want to bone him too.

That’s not how any of this works.

Oh shut up. Talib is fun. This is fun. Stop trying to ruin it.

try-hards

statute of limitations should be lifted on sex crimes, because they sure don’t seem to really exist for other crimes

Can I discount Rhonda yet? How about now?

Fire

It is ok that you love Bush Jr. and are a fan of his presidency up to and including all of it. Good for you!

Great movie!

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most punchable face in Washington