Perhaps Chutes and Ladders is more your speed?

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

Hard to read this post as the writing is simply absurd, but congrats to Oscar. This is the best money he could hope to sign for given his stalled growth as a player.  

Not that I’m advocating fur

Also not supporting fur

Luis Suarez is #1 on that list, so go ahead and bump everyone else down a notch. Thanks!

Ooooh yes, please feed me more! Give me more reasons to smile when Arsenal lose.

Taylor Royal

Snow football is the funnest football.

Jason Bourne has a young female playing a prominent role and that movie is GARBAGE.

Tilda Swinton: Oppressor. Sorry Tilda! You haven’t figured out how to fix history? Make sure you don’t ask anyone for help because that is bad! 

Crossfitter identified!

Something tells me that these guys figured it out...

Boomer sucking off the Jersey State troopers sounds like an old man.

Your mom services rooms at trump properties? I didn’t see that in the story tho. :(

of course they did? why are any nba teams booking rooms at trump properties?

Your lawsuit has no chance unless you have standing, which is someone in Texas who is also a member of your religious group, claiming they have been or will be impacted. IANAL.

one piece of trash human being shoots another

Just saying.

Stef Schrader is a reddit user, apparently. Feel free to cite your source, Stef.