Neigh.

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

Tony Hawk is tied with Will Smith in my book as “G.O.A.T.”celebrity.

That’s a hell of a way to apply for a job at Fox News. 

Terry Crews is a national treasure. 

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

You guys really like to refer to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer as “Mike ‘Nuke The Gays’ Priefer”. Have you ever considered that Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer maybe doesn’t like being called Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer? Did you reach out to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer for comment? Please be more mindful of what Mike…

Gordon’s elbow hits the ground, with clear possession still, after being tripped up by the defender. What are you smoking today, son, and can you send me some?

Utahans are so desperate for accolades and recognition, they give themselves special underwear.

Dana White looks like Lex Luther if he wasn’t smart.

I had the most infuriating conversation with my mother last week regarding insurance. She votes Republican but only because she barely pays attention and thinks that they don’t do any of the bad things anyone says but will make her taxes lower. So already it’s annoying. Anyway, she calls me and tells me to call my…

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

This is hilarious.

Jesus Christ.

+1 Bloody sock

If only they hadn’t given $75 million to Curt Schilling.

It’s good to see they’re protesting.

If that was the title of the article, I wouldn’t have read it.

The title and early promotional stuff for iZombie made it sound like the worst teenie-bopper crap. If I had known it was the Veronica Mars team I wouldn’t have waited so damn long to check out this fun procedural with surprisingly deep worldbuilding and a really charming cast.