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She was probably just trying to make TE.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

The Democrats just lost an election where their incumbent, Obama, had the highest approval rating on Election Day of anyone since Reagan in 1988. They don’t get it, and never will. They’d rather attempt to have their cake and eat it, too, by keeping their process within their closed ranks than actually give themselves

“Different viewpoints need to be respected,” he continued, before explaining that the Republican presidential candidate’s positions have been misinterpreted. “When Trump says he wants to ban Muslims, he doesn’t really mean that. That’s never going to happen. What he really means is he wants extreme vetting.”

The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

The White Sox are the fifth most popular team in it’s own city. You should have picked a better franchise to be a fan of if you want the country to give a shit.

You know who never threw a World Series? The Cubs. Or Red Sox.

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Yet, I’m sure this great excercisor of the 1st Amendment believes it’s appalling to kneel for the Anthem. JFC.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

Well that display of intellectual athleticism just put him in the top 30% of his class at Arizona.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

And right now, Wikileaks is basically tweeting the equivalent of THERE IS NO SPOON. Assange is losing his mind to cabin fever, I hear.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.