I know you’re being facetious, but this is exactly the type of shit that makes these loonies believe that BLM is a hate group, or that leftists are inciting violence against Trump supporters. Just more ammo for Paul Watson.

you don’t say that

who knew all it would take is 5 years of winning baseball to bore us?

9/10 baseball men agree: do not do this. go orioles.

eat my dick Baltimore rules

naming my future child Kermit Meme

I wish I could answer your questions but I’m too busy laughing at “pee-pee test”.

RUDE

when they present the cork, just say “nice cork,” giggle, and move on

As a long-haired man, this is correct.

We have many naked woman and fish of pleasure for you.

Are you Dadboner?

how dare you be helpful on the internet!

Dope if true

The most absurd request on this rider is easily the 6-pack of Hanes white t-shirts. It’s not even close. Why does he need 6 white 6-shirts? Does he arrive shirtless to each venue he performs at? I have so many questions.

suck my dick

Rooting for the Orioles is a good decision, and everyone should make such a decision.

I don’t know that the person would get fired. I work for a $10B/year company that recently had the exact same thing happen, for each of our 5000 employees. The offending party was not fired, somehow.

explain yourself

at least you got one thing right, you’re definitely a tool