This deserves more stars.

it’s like I always say - been 5 years in a row, never seen a horse.

only two more weeks until the best day of the year!

The speed at which my asshole clenched up cannot be quantified by our current numerical system.

seeing as ted cruz is a barking blob of tapioca pudding, i’m not sure punching him in his face-lump would do much good

you don’t say that

Actually, I kind of figured he’d be leading the league in the runs this year.

Sad!

What’s stupid is that people seem to think that arguing over whether the ‘96 Bulls would beat these Warriors or not is a more productive conversation than this one.

yeah in any real city you should be terrified for your life at least 25% of the time imo

Thank you. Baltimore should be number one. Fuck the haters. Go Blue Jays.

you shut up. the caps are amazing and have never once collapsed in the playoffs

Seems accurate.

I hope for my sake he’s not actually out there doin’ all sorts of fuckin’

Makes you wonder why anyone spends time at the gym when the tapioca pudding physique seems to do so well

Ted Cruz might have had more sex than me. I don’t have a question.

He dunks the ever-loving shit out of the ball though. I think that’s why people tend to over-hype his dunks.

An experienced Peebower pees behind his body to avoid this issue

I would like to introduce to the comment section the patented Peebow:

There are people that think this shit is more of a sport than soccer.