“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Hey Nong man!

All joking a salad, this is a classic blunder by Lambo.

With regards to the botched snap, Aukerman added, “It’s a comedy. Bang-bang play.”

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

Just because Trump said some vulgar things 11 years ago doesn’t change the fact that the Golden State Warriors blew a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals!

No. Idiocy does not deserve to be treated as discourse. It deserves to be treated as idiocy.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?