“You fargin icehole. You haven’t got the bells to red card me. Corksucker!”

Those movies are all above average, actually.

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

Plus this one:

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

For all the people who need an explanation on why “All lives matter” is racist: It is a direct refutation of the Black Lives Matter protest movement, which is not claiming black supremacy, but instead an implicit acknowledgment that black lives (also) matter.

Could you imagine if someone altered the national anthem in support of Black Lives Matter?

These people are lying virgins.

Maybe he is smart with his money?

Well, if he wasn’t fucked-up. . . .it must have been one HELL of a BJ!

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Of course this differs greatly from Kobe’s Lakers, where no one scored on a passed ball.

My current home state, Maryland, would be way at the bottom. Given Maryland drivers, we would all die commuting to the invasion.

I got 11 balls today

This is the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard. So pro athletes are bad guys when they go for the biggest bucks. But they’re bad guys when they go for less bucks to go to a team that is most likely to get them a ring. I guess the only right move KD could have made would be to take less bucks to go to the Knicks.

Iceland are just like Boris Johnson, fuck up England and then leave.

should have just won 6-0 6-0 6-0 imo. probably more tired now than he would have been the other way but im not a tennis gyuy

Well yeah, but punting paid more money.