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So they should only report on a perfect game or no-hitter if it happens less than once every 2 years?

So..... Once every 2 years is not considered rare?

I don’t see how a sports website discussing a rare thing that happened in a 15-inning game constitutes a slow news day.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Maybe the bag that killed him, WAS the good bag, and stopped this asshole from killing someone.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

Pretty sure they mean “This is a terrible story” as in “this story is bad,” not “what happened in this story is bad.”

Did you refer to them as “the brothers” before or during the game?

This is a terrible story.

This is the most effective that Tebow has ever been through the air.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Just one more and he can get beatified.

And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you Chileans and your Medeling defense.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

i don’t know about you guys but i’m about to “brexit” my way out of work......... and into a few cold beers!!!!!!!!

Yo will someone put JR on a god damn form of currency already? This man is a fucking american hero.

Did I hear him say his mom who passed away was “looking up” at him? That’s either an unfortunate slip-up or some true shade.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.