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No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

From a pure athletic standpoint, yes, he could easily physically reach and stop that ball. But with yesterday’s hypothetical being based on LeBron taking up the sport right now without years of training and mental preparation to build up the instincts required to make a split second save, he might have a one in a…

There is never any shame in getting beaten by someone who is just plain better than you are, only in not giving it your all. I’ve been following the USMNT since it has been good enough to actually be on television (1990) and we have come so, so far. While we still have a long way to go, I remain optimistic. Hell, if…

You’re an idiot. Losing to the #1 team in the world in a competitive tournament? That’s expect if you’re #31.

Found him

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.

she head too big for she gotdamn Barney

No, a disclosure would be “Gawker is appealing litigation funded by Peter Thiel. This story was researched before that lawsuit was served to Gawker.” It becomes a whining digression when words like “vendetta” or phrases like “silence the company” get thrown around. That turns it into a poorly veiled attempt to solicit…

(Peter Thiel, a Palantir cofounder, has admitted to bankrolling lawsuits against Gizmodo’s parent company Gawker Media in an effort to silence the company. Gizmodo began reporting on this story long before Thiel’s vendetta became known.)

Are you a mustached chubby italian plumber?

I wouldn’t say it’s poor writing just because a bunch of crackpot theories got a lot of attention. I kinda hate this whole cycle now where instead of just seeing how mysteries unfold in the following week, everyone has to come up with the most batshit theory and then people are disappointed when the writers do what…

So...do you not play any other games?

I tried reading Harry Potter, but I’m not a British wizard so I chucked it. I only like stuff that speaks to who I am, an average American white guy with no special abilities.

I agree completely, I’m never going to play Super Mario either because I’m not a squat Italian plumber

So you could easily imagine your tubby ass being among the most elite athletes in the world playing at the highest level of sport but being black and British is too far? lol, okay.

How do you think black people feel when they have to play as a white guy in... just about every game

Cardinals lose their 13th game.