“Whole grain bread (with the most grains)“ is killing me.

I’d rather be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall than see the Penguins win a face-off, let alone score a goal, let alone win a game, or God almighty forbid they win the Stanley Cup. Go Sharks.

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

Sorry if I have to be “that guy” but what I just watched is disgusting and never would have happened in the old days. It’s just not right and has no place in baseball.

A significant number of baseball players are cordially invited to get over it. If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you. Shut up and fuck off.

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The question is, can he get it to land upright?

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

My take away is that Lea Thompson can still get it.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

This is too bad. I was reading Bole’s bio on Boise St’s web site. Seems like a smart kid with interests that extend beyond the football field. He’s an Art History major in fact. Says here, “Many artists fascinate me but if I had to choose I’d say Van Gogh most inspires me.”

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

(Lacob’s fiancé, also in attendance, would later play the part of charming peacemaker with the Thunder fan heading into Game 4)

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

So McCarthy was right, the Reds are out to crush all semblance of joy.

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

Class move, but Goose Gossage is probably pissed anyway.

Watch the language.

Go to hell.