No, no - very clever. “Frats r gay, lol!!” Got it, loud and clear.

sounds great. can’t wait to “shoot ‘em up” online with the boys. see you guys there!

I am laying some money down on Short-Fingered Vulgarian just in case.

Is this an omen? If Orange Racist wins the Belmont Stakes, I will be concerned.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

114 years? That’s a pretty long hibernianation!

Hi, Colin Montgomerie!

Sad!

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

No snark, it’s funny when kids get hurt

I am tired of going over this bullshit. Manny Machado had one bad weekend. He should have been and, indeed, was suspended for that. I think aside from that, he’s been ejected just twice, both for arguing balls and strikes. Perhaps the Oakland incident is amplified because Baltimore (and therefore, Manny’s everyday…

1. The A’s started it.

Rooting for the Orioles is a good decision, and everyone should make such a decision.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Texas, as always, keeping their priorities straight.

Here you go

Professionals?! Having fun on the diamond?! The unwritten rules have GOTTA say something about this, right?!

This is bad kinja.