Steph Curry is wasting his talents on this basketball thing. I say without a shadow of a doubt he’d be the greatest beer pong player who ever walked the earth.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Nothing in the world makes more sense to me than “Ryan” namedropping his Droid.

1. Change things.

It’s Snyder. It’s always been Snyder.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Dikembe also said the “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” legend wasn’t true. We can’t believe a word this guy says.

Seems like the New England tight ends are always giving these stock answers:

Could MLB handle a Gronk-type personality, or would Mt. Take explode, blocking out the sun with ash and leave us all for dead?

“One of our guys invented basketball” is the Canadian version of “My tax dollars pay your salary!”

well at least they have teams in the hockey sport playoffs to watch!

Jesus Christ, Tory, act like you’ve been there before.

So is his Prince Albert

Please, mayor, your Regina is showing.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

If your film has two female characters talking about a rich cream-based sauce, it passes The Bechamel Test.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.