It’s true. Just look at Messi’s stats:

“Мы вас похороним!”

-General Secretary Rodzher Karlovich Goodell, CPNFL, to Deadspin

Don’t really understand how you can claim Messi is so great when look at what happens with the national team?? How many world cups has Brazil won with Messi “leading” the squad?

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

You know because anyone being out of uniform in the NFL will cause total anarchy and next thing you know dogs and cats are living together. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

I was trying to figure out how exactly to respond to an article that basically trashes on Jay-Z and calls him overrated, but Jay already crafted a response to this nonsense 12 years ago.

YourBrainIsBadAtJudgingRapTalent

The slam-ee is typically the star of most videos I watch online.

I’ll start rotating my phone when you start eating my ass.

A restaurant near me J&R’s Steakouse, has an eating challenge where you get an hour to eat a 72oz steak plus sides and it’s free, otherwise it’s $49.99. A bunch of friends went there for my brother’s bday and all 4 of the guys decided it was time to go for it. One ordered it rare, he was done in 24oz, ching ching $50…

I think that one of the main reasons these jokes are considered acceptable is the way it was framed by the media - as a Barnes vs. Fisher battle . Two rich men acting like High Schoolers over a girl is funny. However, that framing eliminates Gloria from the story. By doing so, it eliminates the real terror that must…

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

And just like Tits McGee, this dumb fuck is on vacation.

Police were called according to the witness

The punches that Williams threw were, coincidentally, the best throws anyone at Auburn had seen all year.

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

And honestly, Bradley has been playing like utter shite since his move back to MLS.