look at this fucking herb. just look at him.

LEEEETTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS

this is an extremely cool and good analogy

Andrea?

Move over, “The Bible”, this is the new greatest story ever told.

When I was 15, I once took a friend’s phone and attempted to send a joke text to a buddy of mine from her phone that read “Hey cutie, let’s fuck”. I accidentally sent it to her dad. Her parents showed up at my house the next day while I was outside and berated me in front of my parents for what felt like 1,000 years,…

i hope your fallout 4 character gets cholera

Bullshit. I saw this coming a mile away. Let me tell you a story:

He’s more of a half-penguin, half-man-boy.

your face is truly terrible

he brings his hellacious beefs into the bedroom.

you’re really stupid

FREAKNIK IS BAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK

this is fucking tremendous

after further review, you’re a fuccboi

soccer’s harder *ducks*

i hate you

I think they’re cool. *ducks*

What’s your endgame here?

you’re an idiot